ok tumblr, i hear you loud and clear. Leonardo DOES deserve an Oscar.
but are we just going to ignore the fact that Johnny Depp has no Oscar either?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE ACADEMY
THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
Starved Of Soliloquys
- Text/Chat/Email | MI, USA | Engaged
- (I am at home, texting my fiancé at work.)
- Me: “I’m hungry… and lazy.”
- Fiancé: “Then wait until I get home.”
- Me: “Nooo! I have a coupon and money. I should go to the store.”
- Fiancé: “There goes that lazy.”
- Me: “I should… but not GOING TO! The lazy still lives!
- Fiancé: “Haha.”
- Me: “To order, or not to order; that is the question. Whether tis nobler to gain sustenance via delivery, or to suffer the pangs of hunger until 5 pm. For what is hunger, if not the pain of want? Ah, that’s the rub. If I order now, I will not be able to eat with thee later. Woe is me… decisions, decisions. F*** it. I’m having cereal.”